You mistake me...for Denise Austin! C'mon guys! And pliE! PliE! PliE! Burn that butter! And one! Two! Three! Four! Five!...after five comes six...Six! Seven! Eight! That's right! Just 8 more to go! Ready? If you rest, you rust! And one! Two! Three! Four! Five!...after five comes six...Six! Seven! Eight!...I'll put on my little microphone...You're worth it!...We are thinking human beings. The spin class is across the hall...

~Ballet-Aerobics fantasy class