-items to figure prominently in the next semester's classes: arabesques and pirouettes from 4th
-items welcome on the antique chair: ischial tuberosities, glutei maximi
-items to avoid putting on the antique chair: anything that is not your butt
-Surgeon general's warning: PNB's Freudian interpretation of the Nutcracker is bound to lower one's serotonin level significantly. May cause despair or aging. Avoid watching if pregnant, plagued with deteriorated telomeres, or seeking inspiration.